The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!