The power to see through windows

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to be born.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to ?-1.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!