The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!