The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to not Waste time

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!