The power of eating from ears.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to die on command

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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the power to see the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!