The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to make elton john gay

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!