the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to poke

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!