The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to look through glass.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power of the succulent game

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to be a normal person

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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to have the super power to do nothing

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!