the power to fart at the worst moments

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!