The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to youtube poop

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to get rid of feminism

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!