- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to not have power

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

the power of make your leg invisible

The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

the power to be a complete troll

The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to have broads in Atlanta.

The power to make fish appear in pants.

the power to glow in the light

The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

The power to look into cheese.

The power to understand math.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

Pointless Super Powers