The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Being a Spice Girl

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to speak brail.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!