The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to spell backwards.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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Death at will

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!