Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to science.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to fly indoors

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!