The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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the power to glow in the light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!