Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!