The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to become powerless

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!