The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to obey gravity

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to speak to toasters

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!