The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The ability to jump

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!