The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to be alone

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to be missed when present.

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!