The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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the power to animate condiments

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!