The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

To have the ability to piss off the police

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

BULLET ATTRACTION.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to fly in tornadoes

The power to die at will

the power to animate condiments

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

the power to fire my lazer

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!