the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the ability to blow yourself

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power of women's rights.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!