power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to catch em' all

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!