- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

The power to rotten food.

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

The power to extend your pinky toe

The power to even

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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The power to lose all your limbs

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

the power to get drunk you are needed

Pointless Super Powers