- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make money disappear.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

The power of hindsight

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to be asleep while in bed

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

The power to only be obesely fat.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

Pointless Super Powers