The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to get extra homework

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to run Crysis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!