- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

the power to hovertate

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to bypass capcha codes

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

the power to get married

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

the power to read your own mind

the power to half transform to something.

The power to swim on land.

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to ignore useful information

the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

Pointless Super Powers