The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to poop glue.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to smell water.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The power to predict the present

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!