The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to speak to toasters

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!