- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

the power to fail at everything you do

the power to fax people with your mind

The ability to see into the present.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to die on the spot and not revive

The ability to jump

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

the power to melt your bones

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

the power to know when someone queefed

Pointless Super Powers