The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!