The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to smell any point in time

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to a nokia phone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!