- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

The power to pick any lock as long as its open

Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to see the past.

The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to speak in only anime openings

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

The power to cum out of your finger tips

Pointless Super Powers