- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to levitate

The power to be alone

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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open up pickles glass

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

The power to absolutely nothing

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to make everything worse

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

Pointless Super Powers