The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!