The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to get in the van

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!