- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

the power to read your own mind

the power to half transform to something.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to speak using their mouth

The power to ignore useful information

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

the power to summon a pen, once

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

Pointless Super Powers