- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

the power to get married

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to have no superpower

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to smell WiFi Signals

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to make everything worse

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power of women's rights.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

Pointless Super Powers