- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

the power to see through windows.;.

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to look TV

The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to see through glass

Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to poo.

The ability to become visible at will.

the power to get F's on assignments without trying

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

Pointless Super Powers