- Pointless Super Powers

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to no sweat in the cold.

The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

The power to make everything worse

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to swim on land.

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to be asleep while in bed

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to ignore useful information

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

power to age faster

the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to always be at half mast.