The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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yo mama

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!