- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to have gravity.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power to be alone

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to be an idiot.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to kill yourself.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

Pointless Super Powers