The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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the power to hovertate

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to make money disappear.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the power to get married

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The power to be blind

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!