The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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75% levitation

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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the power to become translucent

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to bleed anally at will

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the power to do nothing

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yo mama

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!