- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

the power to get married

The power to smell whore

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to be alone

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to kill yourself.

the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to turn any object into food

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

The ability to get shot, for real.

Pointless Super Powers