The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!