the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to not have a superpower

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!