- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to animate condiments

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

the power to smell like ham

The power to resurrect dead insects

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to drink and drive without being caught

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to eat your own head.

Pointless Super Powers