the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power of learning

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to know when someone queefed

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to speak to toasters

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!