- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to moves in slow motion.

The power to smell people's moods

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

teleport to the place where you stand

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

the ability to blow yourself

The power to think oppositely

The power to make dead batteries appear.

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

the power to read this sentence

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to extend your pinky toe

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power of women's rights.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

Pointless Super Powers