The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to animate condiments

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!