- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to self destruct at will.

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

the power to get drunk you are needed

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

The power to ignore useful information

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to only be obesely fat.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to look TV

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

Pointless Super Powers