the power to die

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to poo without wiping.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to be alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!