The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!