The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to have no power

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to die on command.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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the power to get extra homework

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!