The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!