the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the power to jizz money

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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yo mama

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!