ability to run very fast forever

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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the power to be forever alone

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to be alone

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!