- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

The power to digest corn.

the power to get married

the power to take ipecac without throwing up

The power to lose all your limbs

the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

The power to see through walls, but not through air.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

the power to animate condiments

The ability to laugh one's ass off.

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

Pointless Super Powers