power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The ability to become visible at will.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the power to melt your bones

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to never come into existence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!