The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!