to do nothing

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to smell whore

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!