The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to see oxygen.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to die

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!