The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to swim on land.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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the power to jizz money

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!