- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

the power to stop masturbating every day

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

the ability to die on command

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to fail a test everytime

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to deep throat a giraffe!

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

Pointless Super Powers