- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power of 12% levetation

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to obey gravity

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to get arrested

The ability to change your weight

the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

the ability to only crap while on a toilet

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

Pointless Super Powers